Thursday, November 09, 2006

Gloating






Tuesday, November 7, 2006 will long be remembered in history. We knew the day was coming, and many of us were waiting with greater expectations than Charles Dickens could have ever imagined. Millions were watching in every state from Montana to Virginia. The world was also observing. We could only guess it couldn’t last. We figured if we were patient, the day would come. We would live to see a cleaning of the house and a measuring of the drapes. It would be a sea change, a turning of the tide. Defense of Marriage Act supporters would shake in their boots. Proclamations of reconciliation would have to wait. Crow would be eaten. Stay the course would no longer work. After much anticipation, the day finally came. And just as all the polls, and the Mickey Mouse Club, predicted… Britney filed for divorce from Kevin...


p.s. I have no idea who those people are in that celebratory photo. Really, I don't.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I heard Britney texted(sp) Fed-ex with the news that he'd been let go. Do you think Bush gave Donald the thumpin'electronically or life in person, like a real rodeo clown?
Either way it's a real kick in the pants.

Care said...

Gale, I love the "Fed-Ex" nickname - I hadn't heard that one yet! From unknown Kevin, to K-Fed to Fed-Ex - gotta smile at that one! Britney seems to have started a house-cleaning trend :)